cool story bro. what chapter do you STFU?! ;)

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"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."

- Marc Maron (via heureun)

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"She’s not cold hearted, she’s just tired of getting fucked over."

- Anonymous (via psychotic-and-deviant)

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liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

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dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."

- Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

This is how I live

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